Challenge Day 64 - Animal Day 3 - Darren Dingo Don't Want None
Darren Dingo Don’t Want None
Darren Dingo is hungry
But he can’t decide what to eat.
Maybe a slice of pizza?
Darren don’t want no crust.
Or a sandwich with ham and cheese?
Darren don’t want none that bread.
You could do a nice light salad?
Darren don’t want none those greens.
How about an ice cream cone?
Darren don’t want none that sweet.
We could always make some spaghetti?
Darren don’t want no red sauce spillage please.
What about a juicy steak?
Darren don’t want no heavy plate.
There’s always potatoes, baked and mashed?
Darren don’t want to eat no spuds.
Well that’s about everything in the fridge.
Darren don’t want none of it.
Darren, we’re Dingo’s, quit being so picky.
Fine, Darren will take all of it.
Only if you stop talking in the third person.